Shadow PrecinctThe robot God died easy1×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -25:28-25:28Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.The robot God died easyJun 27, 2026ShareTranscriptWelcome to CRANK-FM, broadcasting from the Shadow Precinct!Click here to buy the book that collects our latest transmissions: CRANK-FM: Paranormal Broadcasts from the Shadow Precinct Click here to check out our book series, Human Crime BureauCRANK-FM is listener-supported paranormal radio. To receive time-critical broadcasts, become a subscriber!SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksShadow PrecinctThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseSubscribeListen onSubstack AppApple PodcastsSpotifyYouTube MusicOvercastPocket CastsRSS FeedRecent EpisodesField Guide to The Shadow Precinct16 hrs ago • Shadow PrecinctInterdimensional gun smugglerJun 26A man-eating catfish abominationJun 25Destructive individuals never restJun 24We will not breakJun 23Bad manners will get you killed every timeJun 22Do billionaires taste good? Jun 21