Shadow PrecinctSea Monkeys as big as a Toyota1×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -28:01-28:01Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Sea Monkeys as big as a ToyotaJun 29, 2026ShareTranscriptWelcome to CRANK-FM, broadcasting from the Shadow Precinct!Click here to buy the book that collects our latest transmissions: CRANK-FM: Paranormal Broadcasts from the Shadow Precinct Click here to check out our book series, Human Crime BureauCRANK-FM is listener-supported paranormal radio. To receive time-critical broadcasts, become a subscriber!SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksShadow PrecinctThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseSubscribeListen onSubstack AppApple PodcastsSpotifyYouTube MusicOvercastPocket CastsRSS FeedRecent EpisodesPlanet of the birds, part four20 hrs agoPlanet of the birds, part threeNov 9Planet of the birds, part twoNov 8Planet of the birds, part oneNov 7Off-world safariNov 6Med spa of the mindNov 5Invitation to an assassinationNov 4Hybrid humans, and the armor of GodNov 3