Shadow PrecinctCANNIBAL HAMBURGER STAND1×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -12:25-12:25Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.CANNIBAL HAMBURGER STANDSep 24, 2026ShareTranscriptWelcome to CRANK-FM, broadcasting from the Shadow Precinct!Click here to buy the books, CRANK-FM: Paranormal Broadcasts from the Shadow Precinct All part of the Shadow Precinct universe that includes Romulus Kane, God’s Centurion and Stark Justice!CRANK-FM is listener-supported paranormal radio. To receive time-critical broadcasts, become a subscriber!SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksShadow PrecinctThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseSubscribeListen onSubstack AppApple PodcastsSpotifyYouTube MusicOvercastPocket CastsRSS FeedRecent EpisodesPlanet of the birds, part two23 hrs agoPlanet of the birds, part oneNov 7Off-world safariNov 6Med spa of the mindNov 5Invitation to an assassinationNov 4Hybrid humans, and the armor of GodNov 3How to negotiate with the devilNov 2Fight club in the MultiverseNov 1