Shadow PrecinctAir Scooters Are Made for Pizza Runs1×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -24:15-24:15Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Air Scooters Are Made for Pizza RunsJul 22, 2026ShareTranscriptWelcome to CRANK-FM, broadcasting from the Shadow Precinct!Click here to buy the book that collets our latest transmissions: CRANK-FM: Paranormal Broadcasts from the Shadow Precinct Click here to check out our book series, Human Crime BureauCRANK-FM is listener-supported paranormal radio. To receive time-critical broadcasts, become a subscriber!SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksShadow PrecinctThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseSubscribeListen onSubstack AppApple PodcastsSpotifyYouTube MusicOvercastPocket CastsRSS FeedRecent EpisodesBob Was Exiled to the Echo PlanetJul 21Heavily Fortified HOAJul 20Brain Leech DevastationJul 19The War for AtlantisJul 18Return to AtlantisJul 17Conspiracy Theory of the WeekJul 16Bounty hunting for fun and profitJul 15