Shadow PrecinctAir Scooters Are Made for Pizza Runs1×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -24:15-24:15Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Air Scooters Are Made for Pizza RunsJul 22, 2026ShareTranscriptWelcome to CRANK-FM, broadcasting from the Shadow Precinct!Click here to buy the book that collets our latest transmissions: CRANK-FM: Paranormal Broadcasts from the Shadow Precinct Click here to check out our book series, Human Crime BureauCRANK-FM is listener-supported paranormal radio. To receive time-critical broadcasts, become a subscriber!SubscribeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksShadow PrecinctThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseThe soothing sounds of the apocalypseSubscribeListen onSubstack AppApple PodcastsSpotifyYouTube MusicOvercastPocket CastsRSS FeedRecent EpisodesSQUADRON OF AIR JELLYFISH 17 hrs agoMECHANICAL VULTURE MALFUNCTIONOct 19DEMONIC INFESTATIONOct 18WHAT CAUSED THE RAPTURE?Oct 17DEMONIC IMPOSTER SCAMOct 16SEASON OF THE WALL WALKERSOct 15A PLAGUE OF DEMONIC SWINEOct 14DISCIPLES SKIRMISH WITH THE ROBOT MAFIAOct 13